A doctor and a father

One day,

A man come to the doctor that he have met last 2 month, about how to control pregnancy to control the quantity children that he already have. At this time he has about 13 childs. He remembered on how the doctor told him about the easiest method to control birth and pregnancy by using condom, and now he come angrily to ask again about this method after he is mentioned by the doctor in his town that his wife is pregnant 2 months old.

Father: Hi Doctor, I am really2 mad at you doctor. I remembered that last two month, by using the method that you explained to me, i can control having more child. But now, i ve got news that my wife is once again pregnant.

Doctor: Have you do what how i have told you before on the method of having sex by using condom?

father: Yes. Of course, I remembered and i have done as what you have explain to me.

Doctor: (Confused). Do you checked the condom if there is any leaked?

father: No. Ive checked it with my own eyes.

Doctor: Can you show me, how do you use the condom?

father: I have thought that you will ask me. I have bring one. Here i show you (while putting it on his right pointing finger) Here it is. Right on my finger SAME AS YOU TOLD ME BEFORE.

Doctor: Now i get it (while scratching his forehead)

old man and a sailor

it was a shiny day,

when an old man saw a young sailor with his uniform walk left and right on a straight alley. The old man than speaks:

old man: Hey young sailor, are you drunk?

sailor: No old man. Im not drunk as you can hear my voice clearly right.

old man: So, why did you walk such as you drunk? left and right. and nearly collapsed?

sailor: hahaha.. you wont understand old man. A sailor like me, sailing for 2-3 months in the sea, it make my body get used with the waves of the sea. Our ship going up and down, and trembling with the sea, and my body have get used of those condition. (speaking arrogantly)

old man: hey young man, i ve lives for 60 years right now, my wife at home is 55 on his next birthday, but i didnt walk the same as you although we have go through it every night for 45 years right now.. hahaha (laughing loud)...

ARMY, NAVY and AIRFORCE

One day,
ARMY, NAVY and AIRFORCE squadron have their full day of exhausting exercise in an island that are totally dangerous to civilians. In that evening, the superiors of every squadron has stood on the beach while staring on a NAVY ship anchored about 5 kilometers away from where they stand. The sea is full of hungry sharks.

After a few minutes, the ARMY superiors speaks by himself:

ARMY: Gentleman, you know what, lets have some bets, i bet that my cadets are really brave as they can swim to the ship.

After a cadet have called by the ARMY superior, he quickly jump to the sea, swim to the ship and return back with his body full of scars of sharks bite.

ARMY: Look gentleman, my man is totally brave and didnt afraid of the sharks.

Then, NAVY superior begin to speak:

NAVY: Haha..My men are much much brave than your guys.

He quickly ask one of his loyal men to swim, not only to the ship but swam around the ship and return back. So, his man swam, towards the ship and swam around the ship. Then he swam back with many scars on his back.

NAVY: As I said, my man are much much brave than you guys..haha (laughing arrogantly)

AIRFORCE superior quickly speaks.

AIRFORCE: My men are the bravest then yours, ARMY and NAVY friends.

AIRFORCE superior quickly ask one of his men to swim towards the ship, circles the ship 5 times, and return to where he stands.

without any delay, the AIRFORCE cadets speaks to his superior.

AIRFORCE CADET: Do you out of your mind Sir, I wont sacrifice my life to the sharks because of your stupid bet!! No way !!

AIRFORCE: Guys, look, even my cadet brave to talk back to his superior.